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i hate the reality that i live in a neighborhood where customers look at my cart to see what i can give them before they look me in the eye to acknowledge a fellow human.
our society continues to forge behind.
i have noticed a correlation between the price of cantaloupes on a given day and the stupidity of any question im asked irrespective of whether or not the inquiry relates to cantaloupes; the better the bargain the crappier the cranium.
a middle-aged woman held a 'loupe in her hand this afternoon and asked "what does this mean?"
i felt like saying it was a pronoun used to designate a person, place, thing or idiot.
later in the day a strapping young lad asked me where he could find some coal. it took me a moment to realize he was seeking charcoal since i tend not to anticipate questions that have absolutely nothing to do with my occupation.
do you ever walk into a jiffy lube and ask the mechanic how fast a giraffe can run the fifty?
if my job had any more faults it would be a tectonic plate.
our society continues to forge behind.
i have noticed a correlation between the price of cantaloupes on a given day and the stupidity of any question im asked irrespective of whether or not the inquiry relates to cantaloupes; the better the bargain the crappier the cranium.
a middle-aged woman held a 'loupe in her hand this afternoon and asked "what does this mean?"
i felt like saying it was a pronoun used to designate a person, place, thing or idiot.
later in the day a strapping young lad asked me where he could find some coal. it took me a moment to realize he was seeking charcoal since i tend not to anticipate questions that have absolutely nothing to do with my occupation.
do you ever walk into a jiffy lube and ask the mechanic how fast a giraffe can run the fifty?
if my job had any more faults it would be a tectonic plate.
posted by megaton at 1:05 AM
2 Comments:
people are lazy.
i thought coal was something that santa left in your stocking if you were bad. isn't christmas over?
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