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41,259 days later, a mere fourteen days after celebrating his 113th birthday, henry allingham has assumed the magnificent role of the worlds oldest man following todays death of japans tomoji tanabe.

guinness says so.

just look at him valiantly flash the devil horns for your viewing pleasure. dont fuck with hank; he wont hesitate for so much as a femtosecond to get all 19th century on your ass.

and let us note that his gums still look better than that of any other briton on the planet.



congratulations, you spiffy studmuffin.