Friday, October 13, 2006

408

redux:

the associated press reports that "a private jet, carrying yankees third baseman alex rodriguez and six others, overran a runway at bob hope airport on friday and was brought to a halt by an arresting system."

hmmmm.

related events tend to transpire in sets of three; i hope the next yankee involved in an adverse plane incident is none other than derek "the crotch pheasant" jeter.

jeter will, of course, have to temporarily remove his pygmy cock from steinbrenner's pasty ass in order to board an aircraft.


(crossing fingers)

3 Comments:

Blogger Brad said...

God bless you and everything you stand for...

Mets in five.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

make that Mets in six...

11:36 PM  
Blogger megaton said...

i hate the cardinals almost as much as i hate the yankees.

its built into the gadgetry of my chicago cubs blood.

12:51 AM  

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