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such a perspicacious readership have i.
seth macfarlane's travel agent mistakenly thought that flight 11 would depart a half-hour later than it was actually scheduled to depart on september 11th; as such, the young man who has time and again delivered unbridled delight to millions per the naughty hijinks of greased-up deaf guy missed his ill-fated flight.
one can only surmise what brian griffin's version of "its peanut butter jelly time" would have been like without seth's keen comedic prowess at the helm.
crush depth thinks his agent got a little something extra in the ole christmas stocking.
larry hanks earned his doctorate from the university of california at riverside in 1991 and currently edifies students about the glorious nuances of insect ecology at the university of illinois' urbana-champaign campus.
he also spends his time studying horticulturally friendly ways of curbing the spread of the mischievous, tree-munching asian longhorned beetle.
who said larry doesnt know how to bring the house down?
buddy ebsen nearly died as a consequence of inhaling the aluminum dust that was originally used to impart a silver sheen to his wardrobe and body.
perhaps this tragedy explains why he agreed to star in "the beverly hillbillies" since i cant think of anything other than aluminum dust intoxication that would persuade me to sign such an evil contract.
although he was replaced by jack haley during his two-week hospital stay, ebsen's voice can still be heard in several reprisals of "were off to see the wizard."
and no, my urban legend aficionados, a munchkin cannot be seen hanging himself during the movie for the simple reason that nary a munchkin let loose the noose on the metro-goldwyn-mayer set.
its a bird, you rowdy conspiracy theorists.
dont know about the legend? confused? interested?
read this, insert floyd's "dark side of the moon" in your eight-track player, swig a lead-based jug of rumplemintz and let your mind deceive you.
although its an intriguing and somewhat haunting series of frames an on-screen suicide it aint.
moving right along:
stallone was paid a grand total of two-hundred fat washingtons for his debut acting role as "stud" in morton lewis' magnum opus entitled "the party at kitty and stud's."
lest you sprain an ankle running to your local porn merchant to secure a copy of this legendary schlock allow me to post the plot outline courtesy of imdb:
"kitty and stud are lovers. they enjoy a robust sex-life, which includes fellatio and light s&m, specifically, stud belt-whipping kitty. three women come over for a party and stud services them, one after the other.
although i love the use of the word "specifically" in the description i would be remiss not to plant a seed in your mind that abstracts of dick and jane adventures would probably sound slightly less moronic.
those of you who thought statement number five was false might have been thrown astray by the title of the film. although stallone indeed first graced the big screen with his - ahem- commanding presence in "the party at kitty and stud's," the reissue version following the success of "rocky" became the infamous "italian stallion" video.
yo adrienne! ilawallalallawalawa! wha?
despite a lack of concord for the actual, bottom-line reason underlying his departure, jean-claude van damme either quit or was replaced in "predator." director john mctiernan claims that van damme signed his own pink slip upon learning he wouldnt be credited as an official cast member; other sources propose that kevin peter hall's performance simply supplanted van damme's.
i can envision both scenarios given van damme's track record although i tend to lean towards the latter simply because kevin peter hall seems like a natural choice for the now iconic role.
kevin peter hall stood a towering 7'2'' tall.
thats 86 inches, or, if you will, roughly half the length of milton berle's legendary cock.
hall can be seen without his alien makeup at the tail end of the film; hes the black helicopter pilot.
pursuant to a draconian car crash in the los angeles area the actor who also played "harry" in "harry and the hendersons" received an hiv-contaminated blood transfusion.
hall succumbed to aids-related complications in 1991.
he was 36 years old.
the line:
jada: two
verbald: two
brandon: two
anonymous: two
brad: one
eric: one
seth macfarlane's travel agent mistakenly thought that flight 11 would depart a half-hour later than it was actually scheduled to depart on september 11th; as such, the young man who has time and again delivered unbridled delight to millions per the naughty hijinks of greased-up deaf guy missed his ill-fated flight.
one can only surmise what brian griffin's version of "its peanut butter jelly time" would have been like without seth's keen comedic prowess at the helm.
crush depth thinks his agent got a little something extra in the ole christmas stocking.
larry hanks earned his doctorate from the university of california at riverside in 1991 and currently edifies students about the glorious nuances of insect ecology at the university of illinois' urbana-champaign campus.
he also spends his time studying horticulturally friendly ways of curbing the spread of the mischievous, tree-munching asian longhorned beetle.
who said larry doesnt know how to bring the house down?
buddy ebsen nearly died as a consequence of inhaling the aluminum dust that was originally used to impart a silver sheen to his wardrobe and body.
perhaps this tragedy explains why he agreed to star in "the beverly hillbillies" since i cant think of anything other than aluminum dust intoxication that would persuade me to sign such an evil contract.
although he was replaced by jack haley during his two-week hospital stay, ebsen's voice can still be heard in several reprisals of "were off to see the wizard."
and no, my urban legend aficionados, a munchkin cannot be seen hanging himself during the movie for the simple reason that nary a munchkin let loose the noose on the metro-goldwyn-mayer set.
its a bird, you rowdy conspiracy theorists.
dont know about the legend? confused? interested?
read this, insert floyd's "dark side of the moon" in your eight-track player, swig a lead-based jug of rumplemintz and let your mind deceive you.
although its an intriguing and somewhat haunting series of frames an on-screen suicide it aint.
moving right along:
stallone was paid a grand total of two-hundred fat washingtons for his debut acting role as "stud" in morton lewis' magnum opus entitled "the party at kitty and stud's."
lest you sprain an ankle running to your local porn merchant to secure a copy of this legendary schlock allow me to post the plot outline courtesy of imdb:
"kitty and stud are lovers. they enjoy a robust sex-life, which includes fellatio and light s&m, specifically, stud belt-whipping kitty. three women come over for a party and stud services them, one after the other.
although i love the use of the word "specifically" in the description i would be remiss not to plant a seed in your mind that abstracts of dick and jane adventures would probably sound slightly less moronic.
those of you who thought statement number five was false might have been thrown astray by the title of the film. although stallone indeed first graced the big screen with his - ahem- commanding presence in "the party at kitty and stud's," the reissue version following the success of "rocky" became the infamous "italian stallion" video.
yo adrienne! ilawallalallawalawa! wha?
despite a lack of concord for the actual, bottom-line reason underlying his departure, jean-claude van damme either quit or was replaced in "predator." director john mctiernan claims that van damme signed his own pink slip upon learning he wouldnt be credited as an official cast member; other sources propose that kevin peter hall's performance simply supplanted van damme's.
i can envision both scenarios given van damme's track record although i tend to lean towards the latter simply because kevin peter hall seems like a natural choice for the now iconic role.
kevin peter hall stood a towering 7'2'' tall.
thats 86 inches, or, if you will, roughly half the length of milton berle's legendary cock.
hall can be seen without his alien makeup at the tail end of the film; hes the black helicopter pilot.
pursuant to a draconian car crash in the los angeles area the actor who also played "harry" in "harry and the hendersons" received an hiv-contaminated blood transfusion.
hall succumbed to aids-related complications in 1991.
he was 36 years old.
the line:
jada: two
verbald: two
brandon: two
anonymous: two
brad: one
eric: one
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