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the wizards at jewel merchandising have outdone themselves with this week's employee informational packet:
"jewel farmstand is the place to be
selling produce is the life for me.
fruits and veggies spread out far and wide
keep manhattan just give me my order guide!
(sung to the tune of "green acres")"
i think the logical next step would be for jewel to start writing our checks with red crayon and the e's reversed.
are you fucking kidding me?
"jewel farmstand is the place to be
selling produce is the life for me.
fruits and veggies spread out far and wide
keep manhattan just give me my order guide!
(sung to the tune of "green acres")"
i think the logical next step would be for jewel to start writing our checks with red crayon and the e's reversed.
are you fucking kidding me?
posted by megaton at 9:23 PM
1 Comments:
great...just great...now I'm going to go to bed singing the green acres song with the "Jewel" twist and visions of red crayon and inverted "e's" dancing in my head....thanks.
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