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a letter arrived from the managing director at the ufcw mastercard headquarters:
"dear jeff,
your excellent credit history has earned you a limited time bonus check promotional rate adjustment to a low apr of 6.9%...you must use your bonus checks before 11/30/06 to lock in your low apr of 6.9%...use your attached bonus checks before the 11/30/06 deadline...this special opportunity is temporary...your low 6.9% bonus check apr is available only until 11/30/06...be sure to use your bonus checks before the impending adjustment deadline to get your low 6.9% apr...your low 6.9% apr cannot be offered indefinitely...act before 11/30/06 to take advantage of this low 6.9% apr locked in rate."
jesus fucking christ on a popsicle stick.
they dont need to repeat the same message a billion fucking times for me to understand.
the bonus checks obviously last forever.
"dear jeff,
your excellent credit history has earned you a limited time bonus check promotional rate adjustment to a low apr of 6.9%...you must use your bonus checks before 11/30/06 to lock in your low apr of 6.9%...use your attached bonus checks before the 11/30/06 deadline...this special opportunity is temporary...your low 6.9% bonus check apr is available only until 11/30/06...be sure to use your bonus checks before the impending adjustment deadline to get your low 6.9% apr...your low 6.9% apr cannot be offered indefinitely...act before 11/30/06 to take advantage of this low 6.9% apr locked in rate."
jesus fucking christ on a popsicle stick.
they dont need to repeat the same message a billion fucking times for me to understand.
the bonus checks obviously last forever.
posted by megaton at 10:19 PM
1 Comments:
that is so funny..but, to be fair to them, some people are that stupid.
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