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dictionary.com's thesaurus entries for the word "fucking:"
being intimate, breeding, copulating, fooling around, fornicating, going all the way, going to bed with, having sexual intercourse, having sexual relations, laying, making out, mating, procreating, screwing, sleeping together.
although i was greatly disappointed by the boring list i must admit that i cracked a smile at "going all the way." its as if the board of directors at dictionary.com carefully selected fourteen relatively tasteful synonyms and then asked a group of eighth graders to supply one final adequation.
one more thing:
what the fuck happened to plowing, nailing, effing, stuffing, slamming, dorking, forking, diving, drilling, humping, pumping, frigging, banging, bonking, porking?
being intimate, breeding, copulating, fooling around, fornicating, going all the way, going to bed with, having sexual intercourse, having sexual relations, laying, making out, mating, procreating, screwing, sleeping together.
although i was greatly disappointed by the boring list i must admit that i cracked a smile at "going all the way." its as if the board of directors at dictionary.com carefully selected fourteen relatively tasteful synonyms and then asked a group of eighth graders to supply one final adequation.
one more thing:
what the fuck happened to plowing, nailing, effing, stuffing, slamming, dorking, forking, diving, drilling, humping, pumping, frigging, banging, bonking, porking?
posted by megaton at 3:59 AM
7 Comments:
mating? that's strange. i've never said.. i need to mate.
thank god they didn't put "making love" in there. i think i may have vomited.
animals mate. humans fuck.
then again, humans are animals.
"i wanna make love to you" is latin for "i wanna fuck the shit outta you."
sharing d.n.a. sure is fun.
"swim free, my boys, swim free!"
making love?? remember air supply? making love out of nothing at all?? he really wanted to say.. how do you do it.. being a whore and all..:)
This is fucking brilliant... for the record, I submit: balling, bed-pressing, brillo buzzing, lily gilding, impaling, seed sowing, ramming, rocking the casbah, oyster shucking, playing the v-card, providing population paste, yodeling in the valley, and windsurfing near Mount Baldy. Love your taste in music, by the way. Stay heavy.
Where the "fuck" did all these sayings come from...I like um...just never heard them.
providing population paste.
with a single cumshot a man could impregnate every single woman in the united states. that would be a serious gangbang.
i like the alliteration, too.
...as i work the hairy oracle.
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