Sunday, July 23, 2006

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as heard on the in-store television programming at work:

"college students can be pretty rough on their furniture so experts say that you should buy pieces that are sturdy but inexpensive."

whew.

thank god for those experts.

they must have trained at the oxford school of feng-shui to arrive at such a sage conclusion.

4 Comments:

Blogger iamfallingfromgrace said...

"sage"...i thought that was a spice that you put in your pasta and sat on a sturdy couch to eat...hmmm...go figure.

12:26 AM  
Blogger megaton said...

are you going to scarborough fair?

parsley sage rosemary and lawreys seasoning salt.

12:50 AM  
Blogger mindy said...

you are funny! lawreys seasoning salt. why didn't simfunkel think of that?

8:20 AM  
Blogger megaton said...

unfortunately i cant take credit for that poetry.

i heard it on an episode of family guy one night and i nearly choked on a potato.

3:39 PM  

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