Thursday, July 20, 2006

477

im getting paid at this very moment by jewel foods to sit here and write.

my boss accidentally ordered 56 cases of broccoli crowns instead of 6; he subsequently asked me to drive eight cases to another store to start getting rid of the extra product before it begins to look worse than joan rivers' face.

i told him i would do it if he paid for my gasoline.

he told me to leave an hour early and still get paid for it.


deal.

2 Comments:

Blogger iamfallingfromgrace said...

I hate broccoli...unless it's fried, with garlic...and a little butter,if I have some Crisco hanging around, all the better.. But hell...I'm from Texas, everything is better when it's fried.

4:46 AM  
Blogger megaton said...

check out the chip shop website.

they deep fry twinkies, snickers bars, reese's peanut butter cups and just about any other naughty food on the planet.

8:22 PM  

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