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imagine if you could take anything in your home and resell it for full, original retail price.
anything.
go ahead and fork it over for some crispy cash -- mended raggedy stuffed animal gremlins, incandescent yellow carry-on luggage pieces, forehead smashed jolt cola cans, ruptured boogie nights bone-rattling subwoofers, 2 live crew cassette tapes, panasonic 2-head vcrs, paper bag covered eighth grade geometry textbooks, chipped and slightly coffee stained jade dragon bic pen-holding mugs, honus wagner bobblehead keychains, fingerprinted night train whiskey bottles, dead milkmen embroidered throw rugs, worn-down-to-the-nub scantron approved #2 pencils, mickey spilane pulp fiction paperback novels, mannheim steamroller "christmas in sarajevo" ep compact disks, 15-25 pound baby boy disposable huggies diapers, shatter resistant plastic browns chicken side dish sporks, broken inkless hewlett-packard printers, vintage apple IIc computers, german beastiality porno magazines, jet black wix oil filters, black death clove cigarettes, tattered yet patched soybean farmer overalls, splintered ergonomically unsuitable rocking chairs, spooled coaxial cables, 9-volt duracell batteries, overexposed 35mm film stock, disposable freshlook moonlight contact lenses, solid black skechers vader sneakers, drunken poofy santa hats, irish travel guides, "came with the box" walkman headphones, gain "splash of honeydew" fabric softener bottles, dull toolbox awls, carrot stained juiceman juicers, kleenex moisturizing vitamin e tissues, original flavor house brand nyquil, dimaggio baseball-card-in-the-spokes schwinn bicycles, corrugated fifty p.s.i. rated shipping boxes, benny hill's greatest hits dvds, return of the living dead 3 theatrical posters, lickable snozzberry wonka wallpaper, disposable 24-shot ralph's flash cameras, abrasive oatmeal soap on a rope, uncle dan's minty fluoride teeth whitening toothpaste tubes, snot-covered duplex legos, rhinestone costume anklets, operation (youre the doctor!) board games, ridiculously long charleston chew wrappers, vanilla scented votive candles, trashy pin-up girl zippo lighters, glow in the dark tamarind flavored latex condoms, treasure island pinochle playing cards, john deere diesel lawn mowers, bazooka joe gum rectangles, rusty home depot garden trowels, fruit essence felt tip magic markers, second series garbage pail kids, college ruled organic chemistry lab notebooks, mangled hand-knit doghouse quilts, sharper image leather ottomans, four cubic feet freon leaking dorm refrigerators, menards shimmering paint cans, chinese character inscribed ping pong balls, mikey's strawberry flavored pop rocks, ozone depleting christina applegate hairspray, grandma's gaudy oversized lamp shades, marlboro red smoke infused yellow window curtains, hopelessly endlessly tangled silver slinkys, obvious knock-off "sunday in the park with george" prints, pecan pie crusts, chanel no. 5 perfume spritzers, pennzoil 5w-30 quarts, ace energy efficient 80-watt light bulbs, grass stained lacrosse shin guards, fractured red silly putty container eggs, officemax multicolored half-inch safety pins, high school cross country varsity letter windbreakers, wilted poinsettia house decor plants, big league chew tobacco pouches, chandlers day planners, california king swedish sleep systems, purple plastic care bears, evian mountain spring water bottles, 80's knee-high tube socks, bluetooth enabled trackball mice, razr v-cast g.p.s. enhanced cell phones, mr. peanut peanut butter monocles, tranxene benzodiazepine prescriptions, compressed helium corel reef snorkeling gear, sheared badminton shuttlecock birdies, six foot color changing glass water bongs, home economics antique wood lathes, kibbles 'n bits 'n bits 'n bits, tomato shaped sewing pin cushions, plastic tropical fruit ornaments, squeaky rubber winter galoshes, impossible to quietly open armoires, half-set lincoln log accessories and attache enclosed backgammon sets.
...to name just a couple possibilities.
anything.
go ahead and fork it over for some crispy cash -- mended raggedy stuffed animal gremlins, incandescent yellow carry-on luggage pieces, forehead smashed jolt cola cans, ruptured boogie nights bone-rattling subwoofers, 2 live crew cassette tapes, panasonic 2-head vcrs, paper bag covered eighth grade geometry textbooks, chipped and slightly coffee stained jade dragon bic pen-holding mugs, honus wagner bobblehead keychains, fingerprinted night train whiskey bottles, dead milkmen embroidered throw rugs, worn-down-to-the-nub scantron approved #2 pencils, mickey spilane pulp fiction paperback novels, mannheim steamroller "christmas in sarajevo" ep compact disks, 15-25 pound baby boy disposable huggies diapers, shatter resistant plastic browns chicken side dish sporks, broken inkless hewlett-packard printers, vintage apple IIc computers, german beastiality porno magazines, jet black wix oil filters, black death clove cigarettes, tattered yet patched soybean farmer overalls, splintered ergonomically unsuitable rocking chairs, spooled coaxial cables, 9-volt duracell batteries, overexposed 35mm film stock, disposable freshlook moonlight contact lenses, solid black skechers vader sneakers, drunken poofy santa hats, irish travel guides, "came with the box" walkman headphones, gain "splash of honeydew" fabric softener bottles, dull toolbox awls, carrot stained juiceman juicers, kleenex moisturizing vitamin e tissues, original flavor house brand nyquil, dimaggio baseball-card-in-the-spokes schwinn bicycles, corrugated fifty p.s.i. rated shipping boxes, benny hill's greatest hits dvds, return of the living dead 3 theatrical posters, lickable snozzberry wonka wallpaper, disposable 24-shot ralph's flash cameras, abrasive oatmeal soap on a rope, uncle dan's minty fluoride teeth whitening toothpaste tubes, snot-covered duplex legos, rhinestone costume anklets, operation (youre the doctor!) board games, ridiculously long charleston chew wrappers, vanilla scented votive candles, trashy pin-up girl zippo lighters, glow in the dark tamarind flavored latex condoms, treasure island pinochle playing cards, john deere diesel lawn mowers, bazooka joe gum rectangles, rusty home depot garden trowels, fruit essence felt tip magic markers, second series garbage pail kids, college ruled organic chemistry lab notebooks, mangled hand-knit doghouse quilts, sharper image leather ottomans, four cubic feet freon leaking dorm refrigerators, menards shimmering paint cans, chinese character inscribed ping pong balls, mikey's strawberry flavored pop rocks, ozone depleting christina applegate hairspray, grandma's gaudy oversized lamp shades, marlboro red smoke infused yellow window curtains, hopelessly endlessly tangled silver slinkys, obvious knock-off "sunday in the park with george" prints, pecan pie crusts, chanel no. 5 perfume spritzers, pennzoil 5w-30 quarts, ace energy efficient 80-watt light bulbs, grass stained lacrosse shin guards, fractured red silly putty container eggs, officemax multicolored half-inch safety pins, high school cross country varsity letter windbreakers, wilted poinsettia house decor plants, big league chew tobacco pouches, chandlers day planners, california king swedish sleep systems, purple plastic care bears, evian mountain spring water bottles, 80's knee-high tube socks, bluetooth enabled trackball mice, razr v-cast g.p.s. enhanced cell phones, mr. peanut peanut butter monocles, tranxene benzodiazepine prescriptions, compressed helium corel reef snorkeling gear, sheared badminton shuttlecock birdies, six foot color changing glass water bongs, home economics antique wood lathes, kibbles 'n bits 'n bits 'n bits, tomato shaped sewing pin cushions, plastic tropical fruit ornaments, squeaky rubber winter galoshes, impossible to quietly open armoires, half-set lincoln log accessories and attache enclosed backgammon sets.
...to name just a couple possibilities.
posted by megaton at 12:22 AM
2 Comments:
No…but my soul might be available on the open market if required
i want a dead milkmen throw!!
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