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i think ive finally found the dumbest cigarette advertisement known to man.

youll want to click on the following two pictures to fully appreciate the nuances of bullshit in crystal clear, 1080p high-def:



"in our effort to create exceptional products in a thoughtful and sustainable way, weve pioneered our own earth-friendly and organic tobacco growing programs and committed to renewable energy sources, including wind power and reforestation."

thoughtful and sustainable?

thats fucking classic.

if you believe that cigarette companies care about anything else other than cash i would bet a tall stack of clevelands that you also believe reforestation powers your dyson vacuum.



a free sample of lung cancer, heart disease and emphysema is just a mouse click away.

smoke up, johnny.


natural american spirit cigarettes: "we dont use additives because nicotine is all we need."