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"ill take fifties or less please."
"okay," tina said.
"would you like to open an account today?" he asked.
"no," i said.
"why not?"
"had one. closed it."
"what was the problem?"
"ask tina about 1/1000th of one percent."
tina softly smiled while counting money.
"we could open a new account for you," he said.
"we could but we wont."
"why not?"
"i have no money."
he looked at the cash tina had finished counting.
"it all goes to my pimp."
he almost recognized the futility.
"what about convenience?" he asked.
"what about it?"
"dont you like it?"
"i like inconvenience."
he had no contingency plan.
"inconvenience, huh?"
"yeah."
tina handed me the cash.
"thanks."
another day, another thirty-seven cents.
"okay," tina said.
"would you like to open an account today?" he asked.
"no," i said.
"why not?"
"had one. closed it."
"what was the problem?"
"ask tina about 1/1000th of one percent."
tina softly smiled while counting money.
"we could open a new account for you," he said.
"we could but we wont."
"why not?"
"i have no money."
he looked at the cash tina had finished counting.
"it all goes to my pimp."
he almost recognized the futility.
"what about convenience?" he asked.
"what about it?"
"dont you like it?"
"i like inconvenience."
he had no contingency plan.
"inconvenience, huh?"
"yeah."
tina handed me the cash.
"thanks."
another day, another thirty-seven cents.
posted by megaton at 9:56 PM
3 Comments:
i find it funny when people try to verbally battle with you. when i start reading posts like this on your blog i just think…oh that poor person…they have no idea how badly they are going to lose.
how is your pimp by the way?
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
mac daddy.
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