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what the fuck, vicks?
no more original formula nyquil?
who the fuck buys nyquil syrup to isolate the pseudoephedrine and convert it to methamphetamine?
seriously.
fucking who?
whos doing it?
you want to know a good starter product for methamphetamine? pseudoephedrine tablets. not. fucking. syrup.
hmmm...i can use this fucking multiple ingredient, flammable, ooey, gooey, sticky, viscous s-y-r-u-p or i can just go straight to the tap, use pseudoephedrine tabs and save myself ten quintillion or so steps. what kind of doggy-bag meth lab speed junkie uses fucking syrup? do they fucking dump ten bottles into a cauldron and boil it down for several years to produce one granule of meth?
jesus fucking christ.
you know what i used to like about nyquil?
it treated my fucking symptoms.
it represented the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, sleep better to feel better medicine.
it tasted like absolute shit but it was absolutely the shit.
it worked.
now its fucking kool-aid.
hey kool-aid man. hey there big fella. whats up?
ill tell you whats up, kool-aid man:
i might as well walk up to the pharmacist with six bucks, place it on the counter and tell him to kick me in the junk as hard as he possibly can.
at least ill forget about WhyQuil.
no more original formula nyquil?
who the fuck buys nyquil syrup to isolate the pseudoephedrine and convert it to methamphetamine?
seriously.
fucking who?
whos doing it?
you want to know a good starter product for methamphetamine? pseudoephedrine tablets. not. fucking. syrup.
hmmm...i can use this fucking multiple ingredient, flammable, ooey, gooey, sticky, viscous s-y-r-u-p or i can just go straight to the tap, use pseudoephedrine tabs and save myself ten quintillion or so steps. what kind of doggy-bag meth lab speed junkie uses fucking syrup? do they fucking dump ten bottles into a cauldron and boil it down for several years to produce one granule of meth?
jesus fucking christ.
you know what i used to like about nyquil?
it treated my fucking symptoms.
it represented the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, sleep better to feel better medicine.
it tasted like absolute shit but it was absolutely the shit.
it worked.
now its fucking kool-aid.
hey kool-aid man. hey there big fella. whats up?
ill tell you whats up, kool-aid man:
i might as well walk up to the pharmacist with six bucks, place it on the counter and tell him to kick me in the junk as hard as he possibly can.
at least ill forget about WhyQuil.
posted by megaton at 9:04 PM
2 Comments:
i'd rather have kool-aid...oh wait i had some last night...Theraflu "warming...severe cold"...
uhummm...bullshit...
i've heard of people drinking robotussin for fun..(not me)...never..but nyquil... i don't think so.
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